Aaron PondAug 10, 20203 minRadical Solutions: Lather the 76ers in LardArt Credit: Jessica Brown Instagram @PaintedBlunting Amidst an ongoing imperial collapse and a global pandemic. Residents of the City of...
Aaron PondJun 16, 20202 minCounterpoint: Inject the Fanless Hot Dog Eating Championship Straight into my CochleaI only have one true desire. I keep it locked inside of the stomach of my ears. It’s a black box and within it are 5 men and 5 women,...
Aaron PondMay 29, 20202 minBaseball is Better in KoreaI, like many of you, am trapped in my apartment amidst a rapidly decaying state. My usual wakeup routine, looking at the newspaper with...
Aaron PondMay 28, 20202 minBall Players Should SmoochProfessional baseball exists in a state of homoerotic tension.